TankTaur's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Crotchless Chaps]

Decent

The art was pretty good, and animation was decent, though it was used sparingly, and the lip sync was excellent. The voice acting was pretty good, considering you did a lot of characters, but the delivery of the jokes was not that good most of the time. Then again, the jokes weren't that funny. I chuckled a bit on a few occasions, but it seemed to be mostly a lot of profanity, vulgarity, and clichés. Sorry for all this, I do understand that you put a lot of effort into it, but I feel like I didn't get that much out of it, despite it's length. I'm just being honest with ya. I guess it's not my kind of humor.

[How to Hook Up the NES]

Awesome!

Great art and animation, and excellent voiceacting. Needless to say, it was really funny too. Reminded me of old Goofy cartoons.

[Mastermind 3]

Amazing

Truly amazing flash. I especially like your art style, really awesome as always, and the jokes were very funny and pretty creative at some points, and the voice acting was superb.

I'm gonna be careful with saying balls from now on, if exaggerated use of the word may cause my country to be blown up :P

Anyway, great flash! I hope we'll be seeing number 5 soon!

[Bunnykill 4]

Amazing

The action was, needless to say, superb, and incredibly enjoyable. I especially liked the different kinds of enemies and their similarly differing fighting styles, and it was cool that the "last boss" used some of the moves of the previous enemies.

The only thing I didn't like was the end. I believe it would have been better if the mainb character would have killed the guy, fueled by pure lust for revenge alone, instead of turning into some kind of über-bunny (and even though he did, he still had problems killing the guy).

Still, amazing. Would make a great video game.
I'll probably watch it again. And again...

[Dinner with Frenchie]

It's NEVER too late for a Matrix spoof!

I really liked it, I laughed a lot, and I certainly enjoy laughing. I'm a fan of The Matrix, and I recently rewatched it, so I was able to keep up with exactly what parts of the scene the jokes were related too.

I hope to see another one soon!

[Walk-Smash-Walk]

I wish I would dream something as cool as this

This flash is one of the first ones I watched here on NG that got me interested in the site a couple of years ago (this account is new, though), and I keep coming back to watch it from time to time.

Without the animation, the music could be just another song in the Audio Portal (though it is incredibly catchy), but the animation adds a sort of story and background to all these sounds and beats, and it goes beyond just music. The characters look great, I especially like the giant kille robot.

You also captured this very dreamlike feel in the flash, this sort of mystery or oddness. Why does he hit the nails? Why does the big robot want to kill him? What's being made in the factory?

I really wish I had a dream this cool sometime. If I did, maybe it would encourage me to finally learn how to make music and flash properly.

You should really make more animations of this kind. Great piece of flash.

[Tito The Armadillo]

And the ants lived happily ever after...

"...as they feasted on the corpse of Tito, and later came back for the young orphan turtle."

Cruel, but funny. Very good animation, drawing and editing. Could be an actual kids' cartoon on television.

[Bedtime Story]

Really nice

The art and animation was really good, and so was the choice and use of the music. The fight was cool, but I feel that it ended too quickly. The ending was great.

[Cooking Sama]

Pretty good

The animation was good, and so was the sound, but I didn't find anything funny except for the ending with he giant squid.